Monday, December 8, 2008

Not Me!!!

I usually do not play this game because I can't think of any "Not Me's" but this week I have some so be prepared to laugh "with me" please and not "at me".

1. It is not me who is burning the candle at both ends and lost ANOTHER pair of glasses. MiMi no ROTFLing......I did not ask Joel what he did with them because how could I be so careless to fall asleep with them on and blame my 2 year old for doing something with them.

2. I did not have to depend on AJ to find them because I am not blind as a bat and can see fine.

3. I did not leave my house in my pajama's twice this week to take Adrienne to her activities, that would be so lazy and gross--after all the only other clothes I have been wearing are scrubs and who can tell the difference.

4. I did not go to a wedding Friday night before work and bring home 2 bags of candy from the wedding to bribe my kids so that they would leave me alone in the morning so that I could get some sleep. How unhealthy to provide a candy breakfast because I am too tired to make sure they eat something healthy.

5. I am not letting the housework pile up until I am off this midnight shift, I have so much energy I am on top of all the cleaning, laundry, grocery shopping..... I am getting the important stuff done--the blogging.

6. I am not having tons of fun at work, making money and working with Monroe's finest in the ER. I am not waiting with baited breath to get my check so that I can pay off one more credit card.

7. Lastly, I did not almost post this Not Me Monday on Sunday because my days and nights are mixed up...... I would be so embarrassed if I did that. I did not post my TSMSS on Friday because I know perfectly well what day it is!
I am so guilty!
For more not me Mondays, check out MCK's.


Alicia said...

LIsa, those were so good! I was cracking up at #5!! That's like me too!!!!

Oh..and I did notice your TSMSS post a day early!! LOL, I assumed you just didn't have time to post it on Saturday!!!

Those were so funny!!!

Eyeglasses & Endzones said...

Nice! I think the glasses thing is so funny...with both my boys wearing them, do you know how many times a week I hear that!!!! Love the NOT ME's this week...participate all the time!!!

Denise said...

This post was really funny my friend, lol

He And Me + 3 said...

I hope you found that pair of glasses, and if you did, did you find the other pair right next to it in Joel's secret hiding place? lOL That was hysterical!

Stacy C. said...

I never give my kids candy for!

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Named Alicia said...

Too funny my friend! I understand the whole glasses thing! I cannot see anything without mine. I have been guilty of asking my family to help me find them because I could not see them, especially in the dark.

Take care my friend!
I hope you have a good week!

McCrakensx4 said...

Lisa...those were AWESOME!! Candy for breakfast..never! :)