Friday, June 11, 2010

Letter of Intent- My Dearest Children


Dear Children,

Your mother loves you very much but right now I could ring one of your necks for leaving a piece of gum in your pocket of a pair of pants or shorts that went through the wash and melted in the dryer. This is my brand new dryer and right now and I am very happy your father and I did not buy the big expensive washer and dryer with all the bells and whistles because I would be very upset to see melted gum in a more expensive dryer drum. I just may have done some investigating to find out whose gum it was so that I could have rung the appropriate neck.
Thank you dearest Emily for wanting to kneel down and scrap the melted gum off of the dryer. Usually, I check ALL pockets but in the event that I am on my 12th load and forget to check all pockets could y'all PLEASE try to remember to do that much???

Love your,
Already Overworked Mother

Thank you Julie, I feel better!! If you have a letter you must write head over to Foursons and link up, it is great therapy.


Denise said...

Oh no, that is not good. Sorry sis.

Foursons said...

Ha! I love that you got a picture of the culprit cleaning the gum. Classic. You are a true blogger. :)

Thanks for linking up and hopefully all future gum ends up in the trash.

He & Me + 3 said...

Oh no...I hate when that happens. I hate it when Agent leaves paper in his and i have shreaded paper everywhere. ugh.

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Beth said...

Not sure which is worse ... gum or crayons! I've put both through the dryer on multiple ocassions and it's always a shock! :(

Love your blog. Will follow and grab your button.


Beth in NC said...

Ut ohs!

McCrakensx4 said...

Oh YUCK! that is no fun AT all! I hate when that happens! Ryan is always leaving paper in his pockets and then it gets wet and shredded and all over! What a nice girl for scrapping that out for you!

☼¨`*•.♥RocĂ­o♥.•*¨`☼ said...

Grrr I hate when that happens!!

Anonymous said...

oh crayons is bad also lol